Carnie Jokes That Make You Laugh
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Yeah, it was in'tents'.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up!
How do you get a retired carnie off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant's toes?
Slow clowns.
Did you hear about the circus clown funeral?
All his friends came in one car.
How do you make a juggler laugh?
You tickle his balls.
Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
How do you kill a circus clown?
Go for the juggler!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?
Because he couldn't get his stilton.
Why don't sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny.
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