Bunny Jokes
Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: Its been nice gnawing you.
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.
Q: How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A: None, they're all on the outside.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The first Rabbit to lay and egg.
Q: What's the difference between a healthy bunny and an odd bunny?
A: One is a fit bunny, and the other's a bit funny!
Q: What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street?
A: The police had to comb the area.
Q: What do you call a bunny transformer?
A: Hop-timus Prime
Q: Who do you call when a rabbit needs a hair cut?
A. The Hare Dresser.
Q: How do you get letter to a bunny?
A: Hare mail.
Q: The more he takes away the bigger it becomes. What is it?
A: A rabbit hole.
Q: How is a rabbit like a Q-tip?
A: They both have cotton tails.
Q: Did you hear about the rich bunny?
A: He was a millionhare!
Q: Why did the bunny like the adventure?
A: It was a "hare-raising tail"
Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?
A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.
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