Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life

Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

- Stephen Wright

Life is a PhD program. May you graduate with humor!

- Greg Tamblyn

The best things in life aren't things.

- Ann Landers

Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.

- Elbert Hubbard

Whenever you begin to feel a tinge of envy, repeat to yourself: 'Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's life.'

Mardy Grothe

Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was going on without bothering everybody with a lot of questions, and then being unexpectedly called away before you find out how it ends.

- Joseph Campbell

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'. Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night'.

- Charles M. Schulz

Life is a journey but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end.

- Isaac Asimov

Life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.

- Jimmy Buffett

Life is like photography.  You use the negative to develop.

- Swami Beyondananda (Steve Bhaerman)

You should not confuse your career with your life.

- Dave Barry

Life is a game, the first rule of which is that it is not a game.

- Alan Watts

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

- Isaac Asimov

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

- Andy Rooney

My life is so easy and empty I actually have a strong opinion about the look of the new iPhone operating system.

- Damien Fahey

Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

- Unknown Author

Life is full of doors and fools with the wrong keys.

- Leonid Sukhorukov

Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around every once in awhile, you could miss it.

- John Hughes

If logic tells you that life is a meaningless accident, don't give up on life. Give up on logic.

- Shira Millgrom